A totally typical conversation between Olivia and Bryan, overheard early this morning…
Olivia: “Hey Dad, do you remember when I throwed up all over Mom’s car, Dad?”
Bryan: “Yes, I do.”
Olivia: “Hey Dad, I just farted, Dad.”
Bryan: “I heard you. Hold still, please. There’s something blue in your ear.”
Olivia: “That’s paint, Dad. I have blue paint in my ear, Dad.”
Bryan: “I see that, Liv.”