A totally typical conversation between Olivia and Bryan, overheard early this morning…
Olivia: “Hey Dad, do you remember when I throwed up all over Mom’s car, Dad?”
Bryan: “Yes, I do.”
Olivia: “Hey Dad, I just farted, Dad.”
Bryan: “I heard you. Hold still, please. There’s something blue in your ear.”
Olivia: “That’s paint, Dad. I have blue paint in my ear, Dad.”
Bryan: “I see that, Liv.”
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Posted by Nicky on September 30, 2011 at 7:30 pm
That is fantastic 😀 Bryan has my sympathies, Colin is quite the chatterbox as well. Connor has taken the other extreme, and whispers most of his words (except NO, MINE, and MOMMY!).
Posted by Rebecca's Mom on September 30, 2011 at 9:22 pm
How funny!
Posted by Laura on October 1, 2011 at 10:29 am
Oh my god, this is hilarious! Especially the fact that she uses “Dad” several times each sentence.
Posted by Laugh at Jessie on October 1, 2011 at 11:42 pm
That is extremely funny. What a sweetheart! I especially laughed at “when I throwed up”.
Posted by Rebecca on October 2, 2011 at 12:22 pm
There were at least four other exchanges, completely unrelated to each other, but unfortunately neither one of us can recall them.
Posted by Katie on October 2, 2011 at 9:21 pm
I’ve read this half a dozen times, and it still make me laugh!