Ava: “Mom, if you got runned over by a car, and Dad was in Russia, who would pick us up from school?”
Bec: “What?! Why?”
Ava: “I just want to know. If you got runned over, and Dad was in Russia, WHO?”
Bec: “Well, I suppose Monica. Or Tom.”
Ava: “How would they know to pick us up?”
Bec: “I’d call and ask them to.”
Ava: “How EXACTLY would you do that? You’d be smooshed.”
Liv: “YEAH. You’d be SMOOSHED.”
Ava: “Your phone would be smooshed.”
Bec: “. . . I wouldn’t be that smooshed. I could still call. What exactly have you been watching on that iPad?”
Ava: “Mom. That’s what happens when you get runned over. You get smooshed.”
Bec: “I promise I won’t get runned over. I am very careful around cars.”
Ava: “But just in case, Monica or Tom, right?”
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Posted by Laura on November 7, 2011 at 6:53 pm
Oh my god. Your children might be a bit morbid, but they’re also hilarious!
Posted by Rebecca's Mom on November 7, 2011 at 7:54 pm
OMGoodness! What will she think of next??? Such a busy little mind!
Posted by Laugh at Jessie on November 7, 2011 at 8:10 pm
Don’t smoosh the iPhone!
Posted by Nicky on November 8, 2011 at 9:31 am
That’s fantastic 🙂 I love that Olivia had to chime in, too!
Posted by Bryan on November 8, 2011 at 11:04 am
Poor girls! I will return from Russia soon.
Posted by Bryan on November 8, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Doug here: I remember when my brother Steve asked if my dad would still be alive when Steve grew up. My dad was intensely upset by that question. I just think this shows Ava’s precociousness. She is so smart she thinks about things that aren’t always pleasant.
Posted by Karyl on November 9, 2011 at 5:39 am
Smooshed – now there is a clever word. Where does she come up with this stuff?