Archive for the ‘Overheard’ Category

Overheard: “Outside,” always and forever

Owen, every two minutes: “Outschide? Outschide? Outschide? Outschide!”

Overheard…sort of.

Owen: “I know it’s already 8 am, but I really need to put on my socks ALL BY MYSELF. Surely you understand, Mom.”

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Overheard

Olivia asked why Owen tends to get jealous lately when I hold her on my lap. I explained that was normal for babies, then answered in the affirmative when she asked if she used to do the same with Ava. From there, she asked me to tell her stories from when she was a baby.

Five minutes of gushing later, I said, “Olivia, I love you so much. This was just my favorite part of the whole day.”

Livie replied, “It was like the third best part of my day. No, wait, fourth.”

Overheard

Ava: “Owen, you are such a happy baby.”

Olivia: “Forget happy. Start at ‘cute!'”

 

Overheard

Rebecca, while brushing Olivia’s messy bed head before school: “I just can’t understand how this happens! It’s like a bird’s nest.”

Olivia: “I just really love sleep, Mom.”

Overheard: Heart to heart with a six-year-old

Rebecca: “Olivia, I think you are amazing. You are smart and incredibly funny. And, those eyelashes make me want to cry. You’re gorgeous. Are you happy, too?”

Olivia: “Yes, though it’s really hard having an eight-year-old sister.”

Rebecca: “I’m sure that’s true.”

Olivia: “And, it will be even harder having a nine-year-old sister.”

Rebecca: “Is there anything I can do to make it easier?”

Olivia: “Well, you could make her five.”

Everyone loves Siri

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Overheard: A conversation

Rebecca: “Did you have a good day today?”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Rebecca: “Did you miss me?”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Rebecca: “A whole bunch?”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Rebecca: “And do you love Mommy?”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Rebecca: “Are you the cutest baby in the history of babies?”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Rebecca: “I thought so!”

Owen: “Yeah!”

Overheard

Ava: “And, it’s holiday party day. That means movies, treats, parties, and absolutely no learning time whatsoever. It’s going to be awesome!”

Overheard

Olivia: “I’ve been alive for six years. Do you know how I know that? You just say the age you are, then add ‘years’ after. ‘I’ve been alive for six years.’ See?”

Rebecca: “I’ve been alive for 35 years.”

Olivia: “Whoa…”