Archive for June 2nd, 2010

Because Mommy just can’t explain macroeconomics on the way home from the grocery store

Ava, after a trip to the supermarket: “Mom, how do you make money?”

Mom: “How do I make money, or how is money made?”

Ava: “How is money made?”

Mom: “Well, certain types of money are made with metal, and certain types are made with paper and ink.”

Ava: “Who makes it?”

Mom: “The government.”

Ava: “So when you work really hard the government gives you money for doing a good job?”

Mom (silently contemplates covering the whole state employee thing while deciding to skip right over the part about taxes): “Yes, kind of. My employer gives me money when I do my job.”

Ava: “Where does your employer get the money from?”

Mom: “Um, well, through tuition, I suppose, which students pay to go to school there.”

Ava: “And where do the students get the money?”

Mom: “With the money earned through their own jobs.”

Ava: “But where does that money come from?”

Mom: “You know what? I bet Daddy would really like to help answer some of these questions. Let’s ask him when we get home.”