Overheard

Bec: How’s the pepperoni pizza?

Bry: Marginal.

Bec: Really? What’s wrong?

Bry: I have no idea.

Bec: Maybe the turkey pepperoni.

Bry: Yeah, why do you buy that?

Bec: It’s like 70 percent less fat.

Bry: But it’s 100 percent more terrible.

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