Rebecca, to Olivia’s daycare provider Diane, upon examining Olivia’s first bee sting: “Oh my goodness–her finger is so swollen!”
Diane: “Actually the sting is on her other hand.”
Rebecca: “Wow, those are some chubby fingers you’ve got there, Liv.”
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For the record, no ill effects from the bee sting!
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Posted by Doug on May 20, 2009 at 10:43 am
I was showing my knees to Karyl, saying, “My knee is really swollen,” She said, “Which one?”