Ava: Does it rain in the spring?
Mom: Yes, it does.
Ava: No it doesn’t.
Mom: Ava, don’t argue.
Ava: I’m not arguing.
Mom: That’s the definition of arguing.
Ava: No it’s not.
6 Feb
Ava: Does it rain in the spring?
Mom: Yes, it does.
Ava: No it doesn’t.
Mom: Ava, don’t argue.
Ava: I’m not arguing.
Mom: That’s the definition of arguing.
Ava: No it’s not.
6 Feb
Ava: I am so tired of being three!
Mom: What?
Ava: I have been three for about 40 years.
Mom: I don’t think it’s even been 40 weeks, Ava.