Archive for January 12th, 2009

Sign of the times

On my mandatory employee retirement account statement:

Your return for the quarter: -20.10%

Your return for the prior 12 months: -41.91%

Past performance is no guarantee of future results.


Well let’s hope not.

Overheard: New word edition

Olivia, upon having the pacifer yanked out of her mouth: “No!”

Progress

We spent the weekend tackling the first of many organizational projects.

Top on the list: my closet. I found this shoe contraption at the hardware store. Like any “As seen on TV” product, it features a ridiculous “before” shot to illustrate just how well it will work:

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Wait, did I say “ridiculous?” I mean “realistic.” Here’s the actual “before” shot of my closet.

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The “after” was just as good as the box promised.

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Next up, the closet downstairs.

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I repurposed my old, smaller shoe organizer here, and that cleared the floor…for a moment at least. I later found Ava and her babies in the closet playing Hello Kitty Bingo by flashlight.

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And finally, the dreaded pantry. This is the house catch-all–if you don’t know where to put it, put it in the pantry. As a result, it looks like this most of the time:

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Two hours later, it was slightly better. In Bry’s words, “It’s a good start…”

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Three areas down, 347 to go.