On my mandatory employee retirement account statement:
Your return for the quarter: -20.10%
Your return for the prior 12 months: -41.91%
Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
Well let’s hope not.
12 Jan
On my mandatory employee retirement account statement:
Your return for the quarter: -20.10%
Your return for the prior 12 months: -41.91%
Past performance is no guarantee of future results.
Well let’s hope not.
12 Jan
We spent the weekend tackling the first of many organizational projects.
Top on the list: my closet. I found this shoe contraption at the hardware store. Like any “As seen on TV” product, it features a ridiculous “before” shot to illustrate just how well it will work:

Wait, did I say “ridiculous?” I mean “realistic.” Here’s the actual “before” shot of my closet.

The “after” was just as good as the box promised.

Next up, the closet downstairs.

I repurposed my old, smaller shoe organizer here, and that cleared the floor…for a moment at least. I later found Ava and her babies in the closet playing Hello Kitty Bingo by flashlight.

And finally, the dreaded pantry. This is the house catch-all–if you don’t know where to put it, put it in the pantry. As a result, it looks like this most of the time:

Two hours later, it was slightly better. In Bry’s words, “It’s a good start…”

Three areas down, 347 to go.